Can't we just dye the arms, legs, ears and eye area of polars bears black to make more pandas?

HA! HA! HA! That is the funniest thing I have EVER read on Answers!

I gaurantee someone will be using that in their stand up routine this week..

You are a genius - thankyou!

PS-Why have all the other 'answerers' taken such offence to your question? That is hilarious too.

Can't we just dye the arms, legs, ears and eye area of polars bears black to make more pandas?norton antivirus

"A polar bear's nose and skin are black and the fur is translucent despite its apparent white hue." -wikipedia Report It

Can't we just dye the arms, legs, ears and eye area of polars bears black to make more pandas?security

There are already a couple of polar bears doing that who work at the same lookalike agency as me...
polar bears are actually black with white fur. so, you could just SHAVE them in those places. unfortunately, they're completely different animals, need different habitats, food, etc.
what a clever idea......not
Can I draw a line down the middle of your face to make you a complete asshole??
Snow Joke!
polar bears are actually black, they just have white fur.... this is like a white guy trying to act black, so this isnt actually any different.
Yeah, and a dollop of paint would give us more white tigers and while we're at it why not buy a job lot of chocolate coloured stuff and eliminate racial differences in humans. Then, if we get really ambitious, bring out the green and get back our planet?
That might work but they would lose most of their "cuddly" nature. Hard to want to hold something that could tear you limb from limb and eat you.
Because it is easier to bleach the torsos of black bears.
not really, you see, pandas are herbivores and only eat bamboo, polar bears are carnivores who eat everything fron fish to small whales. polar bears are also bigger and built to survive the cold (hollow guard hairs, small ears, very keen sense of smell, ect.) but they wont be able to survive in the warmer temperatures. thats like asking if we can paint spots on lions and replace snow leopards, or like gluing hair onto humans and calling them monkeys