A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute the following morning as he is about ready to leave,The prostitute yells after him,''hey aren't you going to pay me?''The panda appears to look confused,so she throws the dictionary at him and tells him to look up prostitute,The definition reads:'A woman who engages in sexual activity for pay.The panda throws the dictonary back at the prostitute and tells her top look up 'panda'The definition reads;'A animal that eats bushes,shoots,and leaves.
Panda: Joke?virus scan
Haahhahaahaha Good one, you get a STAR. Still, it was unBearable. LOL OK, you don't have to panda to me and laugh.
Panda: Joke?anti virus scan
hahahahaha
There's another variation. A sillier one.
A panda enters a restaurant. He orders and eats his food. Then suddenly, he takes out a gun, shoots the waiter and walks out. The police were alerted and they caught him within minutes. When they asked WHY he did it, he simply answered ''a panda eats shoots and leaves''.
Have a good one =)
Excellent *
Thanks for the waking up laugh :)
ha ha ha funny
Another good one thanks.
very good
thats a goodun
Ha! ha! ha! very good....
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