yo mama so balck and her teeth so yellow wen she smiles it looks like a pittsburgh steelers helmet/
yo mama so fat when she hauls a** she needs to make 2 loads
yo mama so clumsy she wanted to go to wal-mart, tripped over k-mart and landed right on target
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Yo mamma is so Fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale start singing we are family even though your fatter then me.
Yo mamma is so Ugly when she looked at the mirror the mirror broke.
Yo mamma is so poor and stupid that when i came over for dinner she read me the recipe.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she sold her car to afford her gas.
Yo momma so stupid she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went in an elevator it went down
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went swimming the whales starting singing we are family.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, ''STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ''
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
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