Do you think the Chinese will be successful with their captive Yeti breeding program?

Do you think the experience the Chinese have with the mighty Panda will help with this daring new breeding program. Do you think this will prevent the extinction of the Yeti falling on the heals of the death of the last Sasquatch?

Do you think the Chinese will be successful with their captive Yeti breeding program?liveupdate

You're badly misinformed.

1. Panda breeding is done according to national lottery results in China. When the Communist government was officially involved, too many attempts at anal sex were discovered between the pandas (the government didn't know any better as this was the Chinese Democratic Republic's normal method of dealing and it seemed to work with the human populace now over 1 billion strong). Besides the Chinese only have one real Yeti in captivity and that makes breeding very difficult. The so-called Yetis the government are seeking to breed in captivity are really Mongolian banty roosters, which will also make successful breeding improbable and don't look for any eggs soon either.

2. Yeti are actually giant penguins that have lost their way, you may have seen the recent documentary ''March of the Yeti'', no? The crucial breeding moment is July of the Yeti which is roughly 6.3 miles past Christmas except during Leap Years.

3. Are you employed by GEICO? They made the same rash statements regarding my relatives the Neanderthals assuming they were extinct, but I can assure you as a practicing Sasquatch, we are nowhere close to endangered much less extinct. In fact, if our last orgy in December in the Flint Hills of Kansas bears fruit our local pack alone may double or triple in population shortly (typically our females bear 4-5 young at a time). By the way, if there's anyone looking for a chess game versus a Sasquatch, I'm looking for new partners ever since the unicorns moved to Novia Scotia. My first move in all games is 1. b4 Good luck!